PRE-ORDER ONLY. SHIPS LATE JAN/EARLY FEB. Don't miss out on the next batch, secure yours now!
Our famous two-sided Boat Towel lets your guests know not to put those dirty feet on that freshly washed deck and allows you to say it however it needs to be said. Sold Out Over 15x! Now Uncensored Again
"Kindly wipe your feet" on front "Wipe your fucking feet" on back
Limited Supply Available!
Available in one size: 30” x 60”
Premium microfiber is extremely water absorbent, fast drying, and won't get nasty if left in the hatch
Sand Resistant
Pet Hair Resistant
Slip Resistant
Butter Soft & Durable
Lightweight @ 8.5oz
Get a matching Wipe Your Fucking Hands towel here.
*please note when pre-ordering: it is very beneficial for our small team to ship your entire order together, if you pre-order a towel and another product but need the other item immediacy, please just send us a message*
Generally, our products ship within 1-3 business days of placing your order. You will receive a shipping confirmation email once your order is fulfilled.