No Bananas Towel
No Bananas Towel
No Bananas Towel
No Bananas Towel
No Bananas Towel
No Bananas Towel
No Bananas Towel

No Bananas Towel

Regular price$40.00
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The #1 rule for boating. Let your guests know there is a strict No Banana policy on board, and tell them however it needs to be said: naughty or nice.

Two-sided towel

"no bananas on board please" on front 
"no fucking bananas" on back 

  • Limited Supply Available!
  • Comes with ripstop nylon carrying bag
  • Available in one size: 30” x 60”
  • Premium microfiber is extremely water absorbent, fast drying, and won't get nasty if left in the hatch
  • Sand Resistant
  • Pet Hair Resistant
  • Slip Resistant
  • Butter Soft & Durable
  • Lightweight @ 9 oz 

Generally, our products ship within 1-3 business days of placing your order. You will receive a shipping confirmation email once your order is fulfilled.

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